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Post by kerl on Oct 31, 2010 16:43:04 GMT
The ongoing saga of the worlds most boring man (besides, possibly, insanity induced scitzophrenia) and his talent for crashing cars/people out of cars.
Tally so far: His own car (Broken due to ramming zombies and a bodged repair role from Mercenary) A Camper-Van (Uneven road, bounce, broke axel) Another car (Driving into a tree on a farm track whilst driving with a broken arm everyon but the GM had forgotten) A Land-Rover towing a horse box full of people who'd escaped the camper van incident. (Off the road due to the trailer and the aforementioned, rapidly remembered, broken arm)
I think that's the tally so far?
Also, from the other game: Go Team Firefox!
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Post by Dudeicuf on Nov 1, 2010 4:47:58 GMT
in m&m, after just 1 session there is the hero who spent a rather long time as a giant evil bunny rabbit and the hero that, on his first assignment/ audition, kills 11 people and gets dazzled, accidentally flies through an occupied building then nearly gets knocked out by a wand...
in Pathfinder, the time the gnome barbarian tried to climb up the 7'6 half orc, in cave the orc couldn't stand up straight in, and was deinied... the time time elf threw a flaming torch into a cave, full of her companions, caught in entanglement. It landed on the gnome, setting him on fire and set fire to the entanglement, which was filling the cave. Oh and the time the half orc ate so much pork he got ill...
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Post by Deth Monkee on Nov 1, 2010 7:52:46 GMT
What about the time the half-elf threw the gnome and then the half-orc hit him on the head with a bone for no reason?
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Post by kerl on Jan 17, 2011 8:59:25 GMT
The casual insanity which is the Three Kingdom's steampunk game continues. Most is recored in the Journal section under current games however the following dialogue wouldn't work there so:
Lady Elizabeth : God Damnit! GM: Devout Christion, she just took the lords name in vain! What do you have to say to her? Devout Catholic: Jesus Christ! Oh....
Also, the ongoing battle of wits between JimLad and Bill Brae
Th ongoing set of jokes aobut trying to get John (The Feline) stoned on catnip or plying with a giant ball of string in parllel with the underwear sniffing comments directed at my own Canine charachter.
And finally "He outguns your penis. He has a cannon". Something I never expected to post in this lifetime.
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Post by barmybex91 on Jan 17, 2011 16:18:28 GMT
personally in the steampunk game i love the little docks scene:
After elizabeth and the cat guy are being horrifically competative...
Catman: which boat are we looking at? i'll get to a vantage point and cover you from afar" *elizabeth points to a different boat* "There, now whatever you do- make sure you don't take your eyes off of it at ALL ok? You guard the crap out of that boat ok?!" Catman: yes
10 mins later... GM: you see out of the corner of your eye the party go on a completely different boat *ooc giggles from moi* Then follows a 5 min debate with catman to himself wondering if he can get away with shooting a mob bosses closest relative and getting away with it. tee hee hee ^_^
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Post by kerl on Jan 17, 2011 17:53:33 GMT
It was also including the debate on where he could non-fatally shoot you to get away with it. I'm still trying to get the image out of my head of someone in Bristol city centre under a tarpauling and holding a sniper rifle.... because that wouldn't be conspicuos.
In fairness, docks have many high places and vantage points. Go and look around Bristol waterside sometime or old picture. They've got cranes and lookout towers allover the show. Add in steam-punk airship interchange facilities, miscellaneous random gubbins (all steampunk should have some) and voila! Plenty of cover for a sniper.
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Post by kerl on Jan 30, 2011 23:18:22 GMT
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Post by kerl on Jan 31, 2011 10:19:31 GMT
Ok. The previous comment was mostly regarding Sundays Arcane Earth game, where the conversation wondered into.... interesting territory, to say the last. I won't repeat it. Suffice to say it involved foxes, knots, birds, bees and cartoons. Yup. I get the feeling i'm missin several other great moments, so if anyone else could remind me, that would be appreciated :-) Saturdays Mutants and Masterminds game had two moments I can remember: Adam Man: I summon my humungous minion of huge from my location in the blackened carcass of the downed giant robot. GM: Ok, does it have insubstantial? Adam Man: Er.. no? Adam Man: Oh. Nuts. Best facial expression of D'oh ever. In Game: Adam Man summons his humungous minion of huge. Whilt it is still expandig, it's frame merges with that of the giant robot, knottin the two together. The minions design cannot take thi and it explodes. Adam Man/Scruffy: Scruffy Like Breasts- Summoning, outside the giant robot this time, a humungous page three girl minion as a distraction. Unsurprisingly, this works an quite a few mad scientist "copies" turn and open fire on this apparition, causing it to explode. Rey (your resident friendly talking fox): Ah well. It had 6 breasts to few for my interest, anyway. Pic (your resident not so friendly alien warrior): For my species, it was 37 to few. This latter was followed by a graphic breakdown of alien physiology that, by turns reduced everyone to stitches and broke most peoples minds. Right. Anyway (shakes himself). I'll pull my mind out the gutter now. Enjoy! P.S. Then follows a 5 min debate with catman to himself wondering if he can get away with shooting a mob bosses closest relative and getting away with it. tee hee hee ^_^ Erm. Thats now an ex mob boss (We think. Myabe. Ish) . Watch yourself!
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Post by isemmens on Feb 1, 2011 8:26:42 GMT
From Daves Ressurected Tartarus Campaign.
How is halfing different from Human? 'They only speak half the words' So...H! Ho A Yo? Imagine one falling off of a cliff. NNNNNNNN-abrupt silence for a a few seconds followed by a hand slamming the table.-
So, what was this dragon tale? 'Barbed, long, 2D8 slashing damage'
*Talking about where one wears a mithril shirt* I look like a shankable target with it under my shirt, and people will shank me to get it if I wear it over my shirt. I'm shanked if I do and shanked if I don't!
Neil! You've made the same damn character! Welcome to the game Vergil!
Ian said something funny and everyone laughed
-The description of Alex's character, a 4 foot dwarven druid, being woken up and answering the door wearing a candy striped pink and white night shirt with a floppy pointed hat and slippers with fluffy bobbles on-
You have a shovel? 'Yep' "It's for digging Poooooooo holes"
-After being attacked by a purple worm- Jesus, how were we suppose to prepare for this? 'Oh by the way, the adventurers are the bar told me they had seen a purple worm' Do you not think this would have had slightly more value earlier? 'I didn't think it was important'
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Post by barmybex91 on Feb 1, 2011 14:16:07 GMT
Yeah! and aswell we assumed purple worms were small- you know, worms are only like 10cm big!
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Post by isemmens on Feb 8, 2011 1:12:04 GMT
I Sex! I for for sex!
Hey Wizard! We found your friend! *Bad ventruiloquist impression with dead ranger* ALLO
I tap the stairs. 'You poke the step you already tried?' No, one of the other steps, if there was only one step it wouldn't be counted as stairs
Dare you cross....the forbidden step?!
*Neils own means of expressing his bad attempts at puzzle solving* ....Don't ask me, I was the last one to come through the fog
*After Alex stated his Dire boar should be retconned into an orca* Dave: Yeah thats fone...WAIT NO!
The look on Bex face after the rogue kill-stole the construct that had taken several turns to beat down with an attack that did 2 damage
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Post by vaxsgbstpachibgdk3 on Feb 12, 2011 0:02:15 GMT
"Wirt's Third Leg. You know, for kids."
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Post by <imaginative username here> on Feb 13, 2011 22:40:17 GMT
As a parting shot: "Oh, and by the way: *jabs finger at medal* loads of people survived the battle of Endor!"
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Post by isemmens on Feb 13, 2011 22:52:08 GMT
As a parting shot: "Oh, and by the way: *jabs finger at medal* loads of people survived the battle of Endor!" Its the simple things that form the greatest insults XD
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Post by <imaginative username here> on Feb 13, 2011 22:57:43 GMT
As a parting shot: "Oh, and by the way: *jabs finger at medal* loads of people survived the battle of Endor!" Its the simple things that form the greatest insults XD You are aware you'll probably cause that man long-lasting confidence problems?
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