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Post by <imaginative username here> on May 8, 2010 9:47:37 GMT
DnD - my mansome fighter knocking himself unconscious with his own crowbar.
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Post by beardybard on May 8, 2010 10:49:30 GMT
Followed by my duskblade getting a hug from the on fire werewolf.
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Post by mercenary on May 9, 2010 11:24:51 GMT
Me: Ahh but i have teleport through shadow, and cause i'm above a forest with a dense canopy i can just jump off this fifty foot warrior and teleport to saftey. Will:Okay i'll accept that Me: also i wanna do diving movements just cause you know. Will:Umm okay, just don't roll a one roll dice 1 I crash through the trees into the only possible patch of sunlight around. My bones break and i am left in unconceivable agony as they slowly start to mend Me: ARRRRGHHHHH!!!!!
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Post by grisham on May 9, 2010 12:07:34 GMT
don't forget that the giant stone roboty thing then fell on you
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Post by vaxsgbstpachibgdk3 on May 9, 2010 18:32:08 GMT
"and after I kill him, I'm going to wank on his corpse!" ~ said in front of passing girls, while leaving escape after a game
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Post by <imaginative username here> on May 9, 2010 19:01:57 GMT
"Okay, fine - first question. Where is Daniel Smith?" "In a house."
"Very funny. Fine - second question. Can you tell us his precise location?" "Yes."
"Grr. Okay - final question, then. *will* you tell us his precise location?" "...Nope."
Neil, you are a douche.
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Post by beardybard on May 9, 2010 20:36:39 GMT
James "I knock on the wall 3 times to tell them [the rest of the party] I'm safe" Me "You didn't tell them that, that was going to be the safe signal, roll a bluff check and everybody else roll sense motive to see if you find the hidden message" *All roll* Neil "He's in danger there's 3 ogres down there" *charges in*
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Post by <imaginative username here> on May 22, 2010 15:47:42 GMT
I survived and even dealt the killing blow to an umber hulk yesterday, after enduring a good half a dozen rounds on one hit point. Most of us had been hit by its confusion-inducing glare, but we managed to bring it down.
My character felled the bastard insect, stopped for breath; and then got the disorientated dwarf's spiked chain around his neck, dealing 12 damage and promptly killing him.
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Post by beardybard on May 22, 2010 15:53:11 GMT
I am sorry about that, but you were the nearest thing to me.
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Post by <imaginative username here> on May 22, 2010 22:25:30 GMT
I am sorry about that, but you were the nearest thing to me. Wasn't a complaint - I found it rather entertaining, myself.
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Post by <imaginative username here> on May 23, 2010 18:26:04 GMT
"I can conclude, by glancing over the stab wounds; that this man was stabbed by the security chief with his cutlass, a big black man with a machete, a small asian woman with a stiletto and the victim's mother, wielding a scalpel."
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Post by vaxsgbstpachibgdk3 on May 31, 2010 20:52:07 GMT
"A bank robbery eh? This looks like a job for.......the Caveman!"
"A moose running loose around the zoo? I have the perfect costume to help here........the Caveman.... ok...I wanted the Zookeeper. I get some food til my cooldown is up and then I dashingly transform into..........the Caveman."
"I meet up with the team and to be more useful, leap into my magic wardrobe and become....still the Caveman."
etc, etc.
Out of 12 transformations the entire game, 9 were the Caveman and 1 was a failure, letting Neil turn me into the Klu Klux King which ironically, was the costume I was the most useful in.
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Post by genericdragon on May 31, 2010 21:02:25 GMT
"the Klu Klux King which ironically, was the costume I was the most useful in. Wuhh....?
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Post by vaxsgbstpachibgdk3 on May 31, 2010 21:58:16 GMT
"the Klu Klux King which ironically, was the costume I was the most useful in. Wuhh....? oh my superhero was basically Mr Benn, so I had a wardrobe I jumped into to change costume, but it was random which I got. I rolled 1 so I got a plain white costume that people nicknamed, but it was the only costume I managed to do any damage to anything in
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Post by isemmens on May 31, 2010 22:47:01 GMT
After failing a notice check rather badly.
"You fail to find a stone, infact, you do such a bad job looking you are under the impression you are standing on water"
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