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Post by Deth Monkee on Sept 29, 2011 17:33:08 GMT
To try and get more people posting on the board, I'm going to try and get a simple game going. Basically, I will post the first line of a joke, then the next person has to come up with the punchline. Then that person will post the first line of another joke for somebody else to guess. Some rules: - Non sequiturs aren't allowed.
- If you didn't find somebody's punchline funny, keep it to yourself.
- Don't be rude about other people.
- Try and be creative. If you've heard the joke before, try and come up with a new punchline.
Q. How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
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aturin
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Post by aturin on Sept 30, 2011 14:43:48 GMT
ask not what politicians can screw in for you, but what politicians you are willing to screw.
what did one ninja say to the other?
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Dudeicuf
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HE-BRO!
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Post by Dudeicuf on Sept 30, 2011 15:39:20 GMT
Who knows? Its impossible to hear a ninja...
A gorilla asks for a drink at a bar and the barman says...
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Post by skutov on Sept 30, 2011 17:21:55 GMT
No shirt, no shoes, no service.
A: So have you sold anything since you took up writing full time?
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Post by Deth Monkee on Oct 1, 2011 15:40:24 GMT
A: I had to sell the car to pay for food.
Q: Why are most blonde jokes one liners?
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Post by isemmens on Oct 1, 2011 20:34:09 GMT
A: Because the build up is never worth the punchline
Q: Two monkeys get into a bath, one says 'Ooo aaah aah aaah!'
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Dudeicuf
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Post by Dudeicuf on Oct 1, 2011 20:58:48 GMT
A: The other says 'Why are we sharing a bath?'
Q: Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm turning into Jelly!
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