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Post by jeffreazy on Feb 26, 2011 18:42:09 GMT
Aww i want to see the forbidden paintings! (use imgur.com/)
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Post by jeffreazy on Mar 3, 2011 22:35:48 GMT
1. Neville was found in a compromising position with a sheep 2. I saved him from death many times 3. We got hit by a reaver riding a meteor 4. We jumped out of a space ship on a transport 5. I wore a dashing hat 6. We came up with a plan to pretend to kill a man for money! 7. TROLLS! TROLLS EVERYWHERE!
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aturin
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"There is no shame in falling, There is only shame if you refuse to rise once again."
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Post by aturin on Mar 10, 2011 14:45:34 GMT
sorry to do this to you guys again but it wont be on this friday, if people are happy i will run it on sat instead, 2pm same room?
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Post by ltcollingwood on Mar 10, 2011 16:46:58 GMT
sure
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Post by arcadehamster on Mar 10, 2011 21:42:01 GMT
can do
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Post by GHOON on Mar 11, 2011 13:47:52 GMT
I can do tomorrow now.
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aturin
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Post by aturin on Mar 11, 2011 15:38:31 GMT
see you guys there
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Post by jeffreazy on Mar 18, 2011 15:01:46 GMT
SMILERS.... SMILERS EVERYWHERE!!!!! OH GOD ONE OF THEM IS EVIL OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.
So we loaded up the smilers, I got a blingin necklace. I trod on a few of them and we headed into space! When giving out the rations for the weeks journey we found that one smiler was missing, so I numbered all the smilers using a marker pen. Number 1 as they call it was missing, somehow toxic gas got into the main cargo bay on the second day and some smilers were injured, the best course of action we decided was to vent the toxic gas into space, so Neville and I donned space suits and cleared out the area that would be vented while the others rounded up all the smilers into the air tight section of the ship. We managed to get the air out and save the ship from poisoning.
Oh and at some point Neville killed a smiler for apparently no reason.
Anyways I discovered later that someone had cut my space-suit so that it was no longer worthy of holding in air, so i freaked out and locked myself in the cockpit with old-man-missing-leg this Number 1 is creeeeeepyyyyyy it can open all our locked doors.
During the next night there was some sort of smiler ritual going on in the cargo bay with them dancing and stomping, it was very peculiar, and Number 1 had managed to be out and about in some sort of space suit all the while, I am very scared and think I may need to fix the shuttle quite a bit for the rest of the week...
I miss number 37 I should never have slapped him
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Post by arcadehamster on Mar 18, 2011 16:09:02 GMT
Smilers in space!!! (part one)
On this voyage we are travelling with a rather large lady Collinwood has become beset with, a mad preacher who has a talking rock and 50 smilers. With all the food and fuel we need for the voyage and all the materials required to make a chicken-wire tepee to boot you'd think that this job would be easy and morally unquestionable; no-sir-e, I got trampled half to death by smilers before we even took off if that helps paint a picture!
After the first night, which I spent fixing the shuttle, we awoke to find that someone had opened all the doors, letting the smilers everywhere, and nicking a mishmash of bits from the engine room, thankfully no-one messed with the baby or else I'd be talking to you through a medium. This also led to the unfortunate circumstance of some poisonous gas leaking onto the cargo bay door, knocking out several smilers. Hatching a plan we decided to round up everyone onto the upper floor of the ship and 'vent' the lower floor. Didn't want to scare the guests or make them think we were not very good at this or anything so we didn't tell them what we were doing. Turns out the preacher left his rock in his room, son he was mad when he learned his room was a vacuum that he barged through the legion of smilers and started beating on the cockpit door threatening and cussin' all sorts of pain.
Of course, being the responsible, level headed wonder of nature I am, I tazered him before he hurt anyone and himself and now I'm the 'Bad-man'. Fortunately Doc and my manservant were taking refuge in the broken shuttle throughout this manoeuvre and had the good foresight to gather all the guests' gear so we put his sleeping body on the dining room table with the rock for him to wake up.
By the way it also turns out this 'number one' is on board, someone's slashed the doctors space suit, one of the smilers has built a space suit, “he killed him” and tonight's the night of smiler which means that they all get together to do the thriller dance if the noise is anything to go by...
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Post by GHOON on Mar 21, 2011 13:26:31 GMT
The Incredible Adventures of the Dashingly Handsome Lord Captain Gabe Judah Gonneville MD GE CBiol DDS K.B.E. MArch Kicking arse saving lives and repairing shuttles. I was going to write a bunch of stuff but I spent to long looking at titles so I'll just list a couple of the things I did. - Saved the lives of all 50 smilers + crew by getting rid of hazardous material.
- Survived in space without a space suit while fighting space whales.
- Won a pie eating competition.
- Found and returned Collingwoods leg.
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Post by ltcollingwood on Mar 23, 2011 18:18:16 GMT
In my day smilers knew their bloody place! Sneaky bastards crawling round our ship, shooting me in the effing hand, good god the pain! If i see that smiler i'm gonna , wait, nevil stole my gun, balls. Speaking of which i need another bottle of whiskey. Found my leg so that was nice, haven't seen what's her name in a while, she's probably fine.
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Post by <imaginative username here> on Mar 23, 2011 23:05:36 GMT
Wait, whut? These are smilers?
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Post by jeffreazy on Mar 25, 2011 17:20:31 GMT
I got drunk with number 37, he's so cute, can I keep him? Also tried to find smilers hiding in the jeffries tubes, tried to hide in jeffries tubes, found vials of clear liquid gave one to a smiler, fat woman went missing, old man got his leg back, heroicly pulled an arrow out of old man. Got mad drunk, got paranoid, found metal sharp things, found out the Reverend's rock actually does speak to him. The week is nearly over i hope i survive it.
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Post by arcadehamster on Mar 25, 2011 17:46:17 GMT
The smilers danced long into the night, didn't manage to get much sleep, most uncourtous I must say.
The next day we ran into an alliance cruiser, not wanting to be arrested and all I hid in the jeffery tubes and found the Doctor who'd decided to do the same thing; he had a safe. We spent the time of the inspection deciding whether to break it open with the bolt-gun but in the end decided not to should it explode or something. On the wayout we caught a glimpse of someone else in tubes, they ran and we gave chase; sadly lost them after a most epic crawling-speed chase, though we did find some signs that there had been a struggle of some kind in the tubes at some time, all very creepy.
Once out we hid the safe in the shuttle away from guests and smilers and opened it only to find one of those fancy chemistry sets.
Over the next day Doc made a freind with a Smiler called 37, a most stand-up cultist though cannot handle his drink at all, we fed the contents of one of the other tubes to another smiler to see... well see if it did anything, didn't though. I believe Neville poured the stuff into an empty bottle just to be on the safe side, and Collinwood got drunk on bad whiskey.
Last night was a bad one though, was watching the controls alone, where I totally did not fall asleep; which would have been bad as the smilers decided to riot.
After calming them down, we were horrified to find that a most sneaky smiler had snuck past me while I was awake and totally not dozing off and had put the engines on full-burn. We're now at the planet, got no more fuel and Collinwoods girlfriend is missing...
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Post by jeffreazy on Mar 28, 2011 19:19:18 GMT
So where can we head to now?
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